I have 2 anus's its embarrassing?

I was born with a genetal deformaty, i have 2 anus's one in front of the other. They both work. As im in my 20's its becoming harder to hide from my girlfriend. What shall i do.
Update: Of course ive seen a doctor! Not like the midwife said oh your baby has 2 anus's and left it at that. The fact is that a big op wasnt what my parents wanted, so i live with this affliction. Harsh man harsh.
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