He's in the same place that kidnapped Elvis Presley's brain... 'Planet Zort'. Zort is holding him hostage, along with Jeff Porcaro's drum throne, Billy Idol, Clint Eastwood, and David Lee Roth... all look-alikes! (It's been rumored that Michael Jackson tried to BUY Zort, but Paul McCartney had gotten there first, and manuvered them into a shady business deal, where Paul used his clout at Eastman-Kodak to procure the exclusive rights to the elusive planet...) Linda Eastman is nowhere to be found, however... So much for 'Silly Love Songs'. Bill the Cat rules! ACK! ACK! ACK!