Ladies, during a persistent power outage in your area if you were to discover a massive alligator...?

In your bathtub, but the alligator seemed rather tame and really just wanted a bit of rest, but the only light you had was a small flashlight and only had cable-based telephony which precluded you from calling for help during said power outage and no cell phone at your disposal how would you handle this situation? ... show more In your bathtub, but the alligator seemed rather tame and really just wanted a bit of rest, but the only light you had was a small flashlight and only had cable-based telephony which precluded you from calling for help during said power outage and no cell phone at your disposal how would you handle this situation? (Assuming there is no neighbor within 4 kilometers of your home).

I would be scared to death by the experience but are ladies scared of alligators (otherwise peaceful ones) during power outages?

What if in addition to said alligator there were a tornado warning in effect in your region which would ladies consider the greater threat and do most ladies have excellent tornado shelters for such occasions?
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