# Some funny puns for class? ?

Tell me some puns for math class if you can't think of any tell me some for school, thanks!

pun

a humorous play on words; "I do it for the pun of it".

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- Anonymous1 decade agoBest Answer
What did the doctor say to the calendar after its physical examination? Your days are numbered.

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert? Apple pi

What do they give you when you are seated at the New Math Restaurant instead of chips and salsa? A complimentary angle

What is the favorite dance of parallelograms? The rhombus

When zoids invade your garden how do you get rid of them? You trapezoid.

The queen just knighted the circle. What name did she give him? Circumference

When the untrained and unpaid understudy took over the lead role in the play what did the veteran actress' say to her replacement? Diameter

What did the acorn say upon realizing it had grown a trunk and branches and leaves? Geometry

What gives? My new calculator says 2 + 2 = 5. Sum things wrong

What kind of bathroom tissue do 4 out of 5 mathematicians prefer? Multiply

When a math teacher can't see straight, what's the problem? Division

What do mathematicians eat on? A multiplication table

What do mathematicians daydream about? Imaginary numbers

- Anonymous1 decade ago
The gossip mags keep PITTING Angelina against Jennifer...

I didn't leave the macaroni in the collander long enough. I got a RESTRAINING order...

My grape jelly jar is so full, it's jam-packed

- Anonymous1 decade ago
heheheh this one always cracks me up, no matter how corny it is!

why was 6 afriad of 7?

cuz 7 8 9!!!

hahahaha

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- Anonymous1 decade ago
i like chicken