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Anonymous asked in Education & ReferenceWords & Wordplay · 1 decade ago

Some funny puns for class? ?

Tell me some puns for math class if you can't think of any tell me some for school, thanks!

pun

a humorous play on words; "I do it for the pun of it".

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    What did the doctor say to the calendar after its physical examination? Your days are numbered.

    What is a math teacher's favorite dessert? Apple pi

    What do they give you when you are seated at the New Math Restaurant instead of chips and salsa? A complimentary angle

    What is the favorite dance of parallelograms? The rhombus

    When zoids invade your garden how do you get rid of them? You trapezoid.

    The queen just knighted the circle. What name did she give him? Circumference

    When the untrained and unpaid understudy took over the lead role in the play what did the veteran actress' say to her replacement? Diameter

    What did the acorn say upon realizing it had grown a trunk and branches and leaves? Geometry

    What gives? My new calculator says 2 + 2 = 5. Sum things wrong

    What kind of bathroom tissue do 4 out of 5 mathematicians prefer? Multiply

    When a math teacher can't see straight, what's the problem? Division

    What do mathematicians eat on? A multiplication table

    What do mathematicians daydream about? Imaginary numbers

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  • Feythe
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Math puns are the first SINE of madness.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The gossip mags keep PITTING Angelina against Jennifer...

    I didn't leave the macaroni in the collander long enough. I got a RESTRAINING order...

    My grape jelly jar is so full, it's jam-packed

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    heheheh this one always cracks me up, no matter how corny it is!

    why was 6 afriad of 7?

    cuz 7 8 9!!!

    hahahaha

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  • 6 years ago

    i wish i was High On Potenuse LMFAO

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i like chicken

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