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Will placing luke warm bologna slices on my chest before going to sleep decrease the size of my Man-Bosoms?

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  • Andy K
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    Only if U take a bite out of the center section first. Simply fold the bologna in half and then take a small bite - sort of like a reverse pasty! Now the trick is to keep the bologna slices on your chest, so the hole helps provide for a place where your nipple can poke through. Wear the bologna under your shirt the next day thereby decreasing their relative size, so it looks like your man-bosoms are manly pecs!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    This method has been duped as an old wives tale but those guys from Myth Busters put it to the test. The result was that it works only when you sleep out under the stars , preferably under the full moon. This attracts hungry wolves/coyotes to the alluring smell of warm bologna.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hey, I love placing my bologna on some bosoms as much as the next guy, but for some reason it just seems wrong if I do it with you...

    Source(s): You should probably get me drunk first
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You have to drink blended bologna slices every night too.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ouch !!!

    do you have to slice the Bologna?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Possibly.

    but you may need to smear mayo on the bologna also.

  • dman63
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Keilbasa loaf works better. And don't forget to slap on some Dijon mustard while you're at it.

  • 1 decade ago

    It will but you have to slather your hairy man nipples with yellow mustard in order to get the bologna to adhere properly.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I believe I saw that on The Biggest Loser. Just don't, I repeat, DO NOT let it fall onto your lap whilst you slumber...

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