whats the funniest quote you know?

The quotes that are soo funny because their soo true.

I need one for my msn.

ex: Whoever said anything is possible has never tried to slam a revolving door.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    "When I die I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

    I like this one too:

    "I lay in my bed last night and looked up at the stars and I thought.. Where the hell is the ceiling?"

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    4 years ago

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  • FarOut
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Don't take yourself too seriously...no one else does.

    I have the body of a God. Unfortunately it's Buddha.

    I'm calling the police!....after I flush some things down the toilet...

    The one I currently have on my msn is: "Aunty Em, hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog". - Dorothy.

    Cheers! :)

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahah that's funny!

    no uhmmm

    Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz

  • 1 decade ago

    Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.

    -Benny and Joon

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Work is the curse of the drinking classes . Oscar Wild .

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    My personal favorite

    "I have opinions, I have strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them" - George W. Bush.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Howard Wilkinson 'I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win.'

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "I got more action from a carny than Jon(the man I love)"

    My friend's tell all at the carnival didn't go so well... you can fill in the blanks ;)

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