I was told that in order for me to keep my job, I would have to bring something for a pot luck lunch tomorrow?
Can't I just show up at lunch tomorrow? What ever happened to the good old days of getting laid, um I mean paid for a job well done?
Rachel, if we aren't married in a thousand years or crucified for our effed up religious beliefs, please marry me.
Karen, PUH lease...just now you were told that? saaaaaamooch