Drunken Brawl Fights Round One?
this question's just to bring a little spark to R&P, cuz its getting boring lately
i'm gonna try to find the greatest brawler in rock
Angus Young vs Bon Scott
Axl Rose vs Dav Mustaine (before Mustaine went to rehab of course)
Slash vs Adrian Smith
Jimi Hendrix (technically, he'd be stoned not drunk) vs Jimmy Page
Bob Dylan (once again stoned) vs Eric Clapton
Mick Jagger vs Paul McCartney
Keith Richards vs Ringo Starr
Rob Halford vs Bruce Dickinson
Ronnie James Dio vs Ozzy Osbourne
this round is officially over, anybody who answers after Britanny won't be counted
- Punch DrunkLv 51 decade agoBest Answer
Does anyone even remember who Bon Scott is? Just kidding. I think he would win though.
Dav because you said before rehab and we all know lunatics have more anger.
Tie. Totally tie. This is unless they battle with guitars rather than fists. Then Slash.
Hendrix would just blind Page with his awesomeness before they even started. He has a godly aura I've been told. There is no way to compete with it.
Clapton all the way. Just Clapton. Bob would freak out because he was stoned, and Eric would push him over and Bob would scream. People are weird when they are high, and certainly not worth anything.
Mick Jagger is more of a jerk, so I think Paul would kind of label him a lost cause and walk away.
Keith Richards. It makes me sad to say it, but Keith would win. :( I like Ringo.
If they didn't end up spontaneously combusting first, I think that it would all go down Highlander style, with the fans screaming on either side, then Rob would go down in flames and explode in a wild flash of light.
Ozzy would be too busy peeing on something in his wife's evening gown to care, so Ronnie would just sing and kill him on contact. Poor man. Never stood a chance.
GODDAMN LOVELESS THUMBS DOWN BASTARD!!! YOU *********** PRICK!!! ******* STOP ALREADY!
- Mother RussiaLv 51 decade ago
- GreenEyesLv 71 decade ago
Ronnie James Dio
- likegibberishLv 61 decade ago
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- LorraineLv 44 years ago
Kurt Cobain vs. Axl Rose. Mick Jagger Ozzy Osbourne Jimi Hendrix
- AdamLv 71 decade ago
- 1 decade ago
Dave would drop Axl like a bag of dirt because he'd punch him in that plastic surgery ridden face of his and something would explode.
Slash-He'd give Adrian the clap
Jimmy Page-Only because Jimi would be too high and mellow to fight back.
Bob Dylan would win only because Clapton would take one look at Bob's face and run.
Mick Jagger-He just looks like he'd be dirty.
Ringo-Isn't Keith technically dead yet?
Rob Halford-He'd whip Bruce's azz with his big studded leather belt.
Ozzy-Dio's too short. All Ozzy would have to do is put his hand on top of Ronnie's head and Ronnie wouldn't be able to touch him.
- AdrianLv 41 decade ago
DAVE MUSTAINE, no contest
Jimmy Page, because I don't think Jimi would fight. RIP
Ronnie James Dio
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Angus would kick Bon's a-ss Methinks
Dave would mop up the street with Axl
Probably Hendrix, Page isn't very big.
Keef is totally indestructible
Rob Halford by tons.
Ozzy Would bite Dio's head off, Dio would rise from the dead and kick Ozzy's a-ss
- 【ツ】Lv 41 decade ago
Dav Mustaine ALWAYS man
Adrian..hmm na Slash has that one