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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMusicRock and Pop · 1 decade ago

Drunken Brawl Fights Round One?

this question's just to bring a little spark to R&P, cuz its getting boring lately

i'm gonna try to find the greatest brawler in rock

Angus Young vs Bon Scott

Axl Rose vs Dav Mustaine (before Mustaine went to rehab of course)

Slash vs Adrian Smith

Jimi Hendrix (technically, he'd be stoned not drunk) vs Jimmy Page

Bob Dylan (once again stoned) vs Eric Clapton

Mick Jagger vs Paul McCartney

Keith Richards vs Ringo Starr

Rob Halford vs Bruce Dickinson

Ronnie James Dio vs Ozzy Osbourne

Update:

this round is officially over, anybody who answers after Britanny won't be counted

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Does anyone even remember who Bon Scott is? Just kidding. I think he would win though.

    Dav because you said before rehab and we all know lunatics have more anger.

    Tie. Totally tie. This is unless they battle with guitars rather than fists. Then Slash.

    Hendrix would just blind Page with his awesomeness before they even started. He has a godly aura I've been told. There is no way to compete with it.

    Clapton all the way. Just Clapton. Bob would freak out because he was stoned, and Eric would push him over and Bob would scream. People are weird when they are high, and certainly not worth anything.

    Mick Jagger is more of a jerk, so I think Paul would kind of label him a lost cause and walk away.

    Keith Richards. It makes me sad to say it, but Keith would win. :( I like Ringo.

    If they didn't end up spontaneously combusting first, I think that it would all go down Highlander style, with the fans screaming on either side, then Rob would go down in flames and explode in a wild flash of light.

    Ozzy would be too busy peeing on something in his wife's evening gown to care, so Ronnie would just sing and kill him on contact. Poor man. Never stood a chance.

    GODDAMN LOVELESS THUMBS DOWN BASTARD!!! YOU *********** PRICK!!! ******* STOP ALREADY!

  • 1 decade ago

    Bon Scott

    Dav Mustaine

    Slash

    Jimmy Page

    Eric Clapton

    Mick Jagger

    Keith Richards

    Rob Halford

    Ozzy Osbourne

  • 1 decade ago

    Angus Young

    Axl Rose

    Slash

    Jimi Hendrix

    Eric Clapton

    Mick Jagger

    Keith Richards

    Bruce Dickinson

    Ronnie James Dio

  • 1 decade ago

    Bon Scott

    Axl ROse

    Slash

    Jimmy Page

    Dylan

    Macca

    Keith Richards

    Rob Halford

    Ozzy

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  • 4 years ago

    Kurt Cobain vs. Axl Rose. Mick Jagger Ozzy Osbourne Jimi Hendrix

  • Adam
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Good question

    Bon Scott

    Axl Rose

    Slash

    Jimmy Page

    Bob Dylan

    Mick Jagger

    Keith Richards

    Bruce Dickinson

    Ozzy Osbourne

  • 1 decade ago

    Bon Scott

    Dave would drop Axl like a bag of dirt because he'd punch him in that plastic surgery ridden face of his and something would explode.

    Slash-He'd give Adrian the clap

    Jimmy Page-Only because Jimi would be too high and mellow to fight back.

    Bob Dylan would win only because Clapton would take one look at Bob's face and run.

    Mick Jagger-He just looks like he'd be dirty.

    Ringo-Isn't Keith technically dead yet?

    Rob Halford-He'd whip Bruce's azz with his big studded leather belt.

    Ozzy-Dio's too short. All Ozzy would have to do is put his hand on top of Ronnie's head and Ronnie wouldn't be able to touch him.

  • Adrian
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Angus Young

    DAVE MUSTAINE, no contest

    Slash

    Jimmy Page, because I don't think Jimi would fight. RIP

    Eric Clapton

    Mick Jagger

    Keith Richards

    Bruce Dickinson

    Ronnie James Dio

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Angus would kick Bon's a-ss Methinks

    Dave would mop up the street with Axl

    Probably Slash

    Probably Hendrix, Page isn't very big.

    Slowhand

    See "slapfight"

    Keef is totally indestructible

    Rob Halford by tons.

    Ozzy Would bite Dio's head off, Dio would rise from the dead and kick Ozzy's a-ss

  • 1 decade ago

    Bon Scott

    Dav Mustaine ALWAYS man

    Adrian..hmm na Slash has that one

    Jimi Hendrix

    Bob

    Mick Jagger

    Ringo

    BRUCE DICKINSON!!<3

    ozzy man

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