Drunken Brawl Fights Round One?

Question

this question's just to bring a little spark to R&P, cuz its getting boring lately

i'm gonna try to find the greatest brawler in rock

Angus Young vs Bon Scott

Axl Rose vs Dav Mustaine (before Mustaine went to rehab of course)

Slash vs Adrian Smith

Jimi Hendrix (technically, he'd be stoned not drunk) vs Jimmy Page

Bob Dylan (once again stoned) vs Eric Clapton

Mick Jagger vs Paul McCartney

Keith Richards vs Ringo Starr

Rob Halford vs Bruce Dickinson

Ronnie James Dio vs Ozzy Osbourne

Update:

this round is officially over, anybody who answers after Britanny won't be counted

Answer 1

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Does anyone even remember who Bon Scott is? Just kidding. I think he would win though.

Dav because you said before rehab and we all know lunatics have more anger.

Tie. Totally tie. This is unless they battle with guitars rather than fists. Then Slash.

Hendrix would just blind Page with his awesomeness before they even started. He has a godly aura I've been told. There is no way to compete with it.

Clapton all the way. Just Clapton. Bob would freak out because he was stoned, and Eric would push him over and Bob would scream. People are weird when they are high, and certainly not worth anything.

Mick Jagger is more of a jerk, so I think Paul would kind of label him a lost cause and walk away.

Keith Richards. It makes me sad to say it, but Keith would win. :( I like Ringo.

If they didn't end up spontaneously combusting first, I think that it would all go down Highlander style, with the fans screaming on either side, then Rob would go down in flames and explode in a wild flash of light.

Ozzy would be too busy peeing on something in his wife's evening gown to care, so Ronnie would just sing and kill him on contact. Poor man. Never stood a chance.

GODDAMN LOVELESS THUMBS DOWN BASTARD!!! YOU *********** PRICK!!! ******* STOP ALREADY!

Answer 2

Bon Scott

Dav Mustaine

Slash

Jimmy Page

Eric Clapton

Mick Jagger

Keith Richards

Rob Halford

Ozzy Osbourne

Answer 3

Angus Young

Axl Rose

Slash

Jimi Hendrix

Eric Clapton

Mick Jagger

Keith Richards

Bruce Dickinson

Ronnie James Dio

Answer 4

Bon Scott

Axl ROse

Slash

Jimmy Page

Dylan

Macca

Keith Richards

Rob Halford

Ozzy

Answer 5

Kurt Cobain vs. Axl Rose. Mick Jagger Ozzy Osbourne Jimi Hendrix

Answer 6

Good question

Bon Scott

Axl Rose

Slash

Jimmy Page

Bob Dylan

Mick Jagger

Keith Richards

Bruce Dickinson

Ozzy Osbourne

Answer 7

Bon Scott

Dave would drop Axl like a bag of dirt because he'd punch him in that plastic surgery ridden face of his and something would explode.

Slash-He'd give Adrian the clap

Jimmy Page-Only because Jimi would be too high and mellow to fight back.

Bob Dylan would win only because Clapton would take one look at Bob's face and run.

Mick Jagger-He just looks like he'd be dirty.

Ringo-Isn't Keith technically dead yet?

Rob Halford-He'd whip Bruce's azz with his big studded leather belt.

Ozzy-Dio's too short. All Ozzy would have to do is put his hand on top of Ronnie's head and Ronnie wouldn't be able to touch him.

Answer 8

Angus Young

DAVE MUSTAINE, no contest

Slash

Jimmy Page, because I don't think Jimi would fight. RIP

Eric Clapton

Mick Jagger

Keith Richards

Bruce Dickinson

Ronnie James Dio

Answer 9

Angus would kick Bon's a-ss Methinks

Dave would mop up the street with Axl

Probably Slash

Probably Hendrix, Page isn't very big.

Slowhand

See "slapfight"

Keef is totally indestructible

Rob Halford by tons.

Ozzy Would bite Dio's head off, Dio would rise from the dead and kick Ozzy's a-ss

Answer 10

Bon Scott

Dav Mustaine ALWAYS man

Adrian..hmm na Slash has that one

Jimi Hendrix

Bob

Mick Jagger

Ringo

BRUCE DICKINSON!!<3

ozzy man