What is the funniest quote you heard personally?
The funniest quote for me would have to be when I was at a We The Kings concert and Travis was announcing the next song:
"Okay this next song is all about making love. It's called Secret Valentine. And it's about the color purple. When something pink, and something blue mix. You know?: sex, if you didn't catch my drift."
Just a funny quote you've heard directly.