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Anonymous asked in 社會及文化語言 · 1 decade ago

中文譯英文...英語精英請回答...20分...趣味性最緊要......當然文法要合適.....

我想將以下中文譯英文, 用來自動回信用的,

因用中文回信會亂碼,

效果主要想生鬼d, 趣味性高d, 攪笑d,

歡迎加插一d攪笑句子...

內容大致如下:

親愛的好友們,

對唔住,

我真係好對你地唔住,

因為...當你地收到呢封信嘅時候......

我.......我........我巳經..........

...........................................

投入在興奮的旅程中.........

點解...........點解我會咁衰格..........

走去沖繩+台灣玩足8日.......都唔預埋你地..........

為左表示深深歉意, 我巳經決定左.......

唔好拒絕我..... 因為我真係決定左........

............................................................

玩埋你地果份..............

這段時間........你地要繼續努力工作.......

放心將"玩"呢個重任交託給我吧...........

我必定會不負所託地將呢個重任好好辦妥.....

保證不令你們失望的......

而我將會在9月3日回港......

為左向你地道歉.....以乞求你們的原諒和感受到我的誠意........

我會以N咁多張相取代手信送俾你地..........

到時歡迎到我的MSN中自取.........唔洗同我客氣.........

在這愉快的8天裹, 你們卻要辛勤地工作.......真係辛苦哂...........

再一次向你們鄭重道歉...

待我返來之後....我會任由你們宰割的....(我睬你嘅話).......

內心充滿歉意的人

XXX

Update:

仲有無人可以幫到我呀?

其實唔洗逐句跟足, 可以簡短d,

只要意思大概係咁就得啦,

最緊要攪笑d, 或者直接幫我作一篇都得架,

唔該哂!!!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Dear Friends,

    I am sorry.

    I am really, really sorry.

    Because by the time you have recieved this letter I'm....I'm already.......enjoying myself in an extremely fun journey.

    Why....why am I such a jerk to leave you guys out on an eight day trip to Okinawa and Taiwan.

    To show my apology, I've decided to....don't reject me, cause I have already decided to ..............enjoy the all the parts that you're supposed to enjoy.

    At the mean while....please work hard with your jobs.

    Please don't worry about me as I will fufill my responsibilities of having fun and I shall not disappoint any of you.

    I will be back in Hong Kong on the 3rd of September.

    To apologize, to show you my honesty and to beg for forgiveness, instead of souvenirs, I will replace it with thousands of pictures. And as a picture worth a thousand words, my apology shall be fufilled.

    At the end of my trip, please take/view pictures from my MSN, it's ok, no need to be shy with me~

    In the following eight days, It's really a pity that you guys have to work your heads off while i enjoy my holiday, I hereby show my respect to you.

    For once more, I apologize.

    When I'm back.......I will let you guys do anything to me, that is, if i ever respond to what you're saying.

    your sincerly,

    A person filled with guilt

    XXX

    Source(s): me
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