Spiritually speaking who would win?

Jesus vs. Satan in a 12 round boxing match.

No three knock down rule

You can't be saved by the bell

Would it be a first round knock out or go all 12 rounds?

Who would win in a decision?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    South Park already settled this.

    Jesus wins in the first round, because Satan takes a dive. Of course Satan bet on Jesus.

  • 4 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    Satan. Try turning the other cheek after a ball-dropping haymaker.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Chuck Norris.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jesus has already won that baddle.

    The beast that will be losed in Revalations is the Satan, you know the one with the wound that should have killed him, but God did not allow him to die preferring to save that for the judgment day.

  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus would of course because he's already beaten him once by

    telling Satan, "Away from me, Satan! For it is written: "Worship

    the Lord your God, and serve him only." Matt 4:10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    manny pacquiao ...round 9

  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus all he has to do is believe and have faith. + Satan is always trying to get Jesus to convert.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Satan isn't afraid to play dirty.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the devil...he fights dirty

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