Poll: Is this rumour true ...... ??

Wonder just read that those new Smart cars are magical. Apparently, they can drive for 5 years on 1 tsp of tree sap and can do your taxes by simply inserting the paperwork up the tailpipe. Also the horn plays the theme from On Golden Pond. *weeps* May that cranky old man rest in peace. And instead of GPS, it... show more Wonder just read that those new Smart cars are magical. Apparently, they can drive for 5 years on 1 tsp of tree sap and can do your taxes by simply inserting the paperwork up the tailpipe. Also the horn plays the theme from On Golden Pond. *weeps*
May that cranky old man rest in peace.
And instead of GPS, it has a special option that automatically votes Democrat for you in every election. I think I read it on CNN.com or something.

**This question very loosely based on ompelle's growing babby belly.
*cries*
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