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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Will god strike down the apes when they start shaving inorder to blend in with the humans?

in 200 years apes will have evolved a degree of basic cognition, comparable to that of a street urchin. they will then realize that by shaving there bodys and performing menial tasks such as hotel room cleaning or begging they can earn money and buy bananas from a grocerystore. this of coarse being much easier than having to forage in an inhospitable jungle for the same bananas.

will god view this as some sort of twisted insult?

will he accept the apes evolutionary prowess?

will god be horribly offended by the apes attempt to integrate into his childrens society and strike them down with some form of highly contagious monkey pandemic?

will he sit on his haunches and chuckle at the shear ingenuity demonstrated by mans closest relative, much like a parent may be amused at a retarded niece pretending to read to fit in with her more intelectually "normal" cousins?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Have you got a ghost writer? This smells of a fanatasmic scifi series. The crux of this story is what causes the "evolvution", a botched experiment or a sucessful mililtary one to terraform Mars as a home for the Elite of the Bilderberg/Illuminati.

    This story is believed by some to have happened already. It is the story of creation that Tera of Ur of the Chaldees would have known as a Temple Priest as the Enuma Elish. A very intriguing take on this is found in the Avon Book series called the Earth Chronicles by Zecharia Sitchin. Forget 2012 kiddies, the next pass of the Planet Nibiru/Marduk is in the 2200's in my calculations. The landlords are coming and want payment in Gold ingots.

    Source(s): Yeshua is my Rabi and Gilgamesh was once lothario in a bario near me in Flint.
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  • 1 decade ago

    I'm guessing that you aren't an evolutionast based on the fact that you admited God's existence, so I'll assume that you are a believer in intelligent design. God created human being in a certain way; although apes may be like human being in some aspects . . . they will never become human beings. Let's assume what you're saying acutally does happen, it does not mean that apes will become human beings. The fact is that God created apes and human beings different - apes will never become human beings, otherwise God will have gone against His very nature of making things different and according to their own kind. If God were to go against His own character and nature, He would not exist and the Bible would be invalid. If apes did become human being, God would be a schizophrenic supreme being and all that He said would become invalid.

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  • Erika
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    3 years ago

    Myra do you nevertheless think of you does not lose interest in case you have been god and watching others react with their lives understanding complete nicely you already understand the effect of each and each guy or woman in the international and knew trillions of years in the previous you made creation? you do no longer think of you'll be able to get slightly bored then? to answer this question i think of there ought to probably be a god yet this god does not be something like the god the bible describes. so if he did make the super bang ensue he in all risk does not care approximately this manner of insignificant dweebs as webeesss lol

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If the world stands for another 1000 years the apes will still be apes, and human,s will still be human,s,,

    because thats the way God made it to be.

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  • 1 decade ago

    No. At this point, He'd probably start rooting for the apes. Humans are just too messed up!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You're a little bit late in that judgment. They've already started that.

    And so far many school boards have yet to be struck down by Gahd.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Men are one of the 4 great apes.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Apes will never become humans. The Missing Link is still missing.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    man is not descended from apes. That's not what evolution proves. Quite the contrary.

    Men are men

    Apes are apes

    What evolution shows is that man AND apes have common ancestors, but both branched off in separate directions millions of years ago.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No because the more mankind releases ourselves from God's grip, the more we will evolve back into the ancient apes that we evolved from.

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