Mako
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Joke - Two West Virginians

Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"

"I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Lmao. thanks Mako, I could do with a laugh.

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  • 1 decade ago

    This joke only works because they are from West Virginia!

    Very funny though.

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  • Rachel
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    1 decade ago

    My family is from West Virginia...Haha.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Now I know it's late. I'm just cracking up all over the place.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I chuckled when I read this and rolled when I read Sweet Judy's answer.

    Peace.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ive been to west viriginia n huntington n charleston has more gangsters n drug dealers than red necks

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  • 1 decade ago

    I thought that was an Alabama joke!

    Very funny! :-D

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol. wow you could make that a blonde joke and nobody would know the difference.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I totally know those guys. My mom wants me to date one!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    That's so bad it's strangely good...!!Thanks for the giggle :-)

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  • 1 decade ago

    hey your making fun of me

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