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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Mother of six (joke)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?"

His wife, finally fed up with her husband shouts back,

"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    i hope your going to tell him im the father of the other two

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol. The ultimate comeback xD

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  • 1 decade ago

    [slaps hand over mouth in shock] looks like there will be a maury on it! lol considering that maury is nothing but finding out if he's the daddy, or he doesn't belive the kid aint his!! (paternity test)

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  • hahaha best joke i heard in a long time lol thx for the laugh

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  • 1 decade ago

    lmao. very good one!!

    thanks for the laugh i was having a bad day, and this happened to be the first joke i read!!

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  • Adios
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I absolutely love it !!!

    Not only is it funny, but it's short, too : easy to tell and easy to remember !!!

    I like it so much, I'm headed to your page as you suggest.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL funny I just answered one of your other jokes too =]

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  • 1 decade ago

    I like that one

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  • 1 decade ago

    lool i like that 1

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  • Widgi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Very funny, good joke.

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