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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

The real meaning of Woman's Personal Ads!

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49

Adventurous - Slept with everyone

Athletic - No ****

Average looking - Ugly

Beautiful - Pathological liar

Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure - On medication

Feminist - Fat

Free spirit - Junkie

Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person

Fun - Annoying

New Age - Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded - Desperate

Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate - Sloppy drunk

Professional - Bitach

Voluptuous - Very Fat

Large frame - Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate - Stalker

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  • 1 decade ago
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    DICTIONARY FOR MEN'S PERSONAL ADS

    40-ish - 52 and looking for 25-yr-old

    Athletic - Sits on the couch and watches ESPN

    Average looking - Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

    Educated - Will always treat you like an idiot

    Free Spirit - Sleeps with your sister

    Friendship first - As long as friendship involves nudity

    Fun - Good with a remote and a six pack

    Good looking - Arrogant bastard

    Honest - Pathological liar

    Huggable - Overweight, more body hair than a bear

    Like to cuddle - Insecure, overly dependent

    Mature - Until you get to know him

    Open-minded - Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested

    Physically fit - Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself

    Poet - Has written on a bathroom stall

    Spiritual - Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday

    Stable - Occasional stalker, but never arrested

    Thoughtful - Says "please" when demanding a beer

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha-ha, whats with the whole No means Yes thing, that's just fcuked up. One time a girl said no to me 3 times in a row.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah, I'd say there is definitely an element of truth in them. LOL!

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I'd like to find the Adventurous woman. Good list. :)

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    ha ha

  • 1 decade ago

    That was pretty amusing.

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    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    haha very funny!! star for you!

  • busted!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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