Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Do you wanna know how I got these scars?

My father was a drinker and a fiend and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says “WHY SO SERIOUS!?”. He comes at me with the knife “why so serious!?” Sticks the blade in my mouth "lets put a smile on that face!" aaaand….. why sooooo serrrious?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Both sides of the stories!

    Father (Told to Gamble): You wanna know how I got these scars? My father...was...a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off caaazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...BIT. So...me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me...and he says..."WHY SO SERIOUS?". He comes at me with the knife..."WHY SO SERIOUS?!". Sticks the blade in my mouth..."LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!"...aaaand...why so serious?

    Wife (Told to Rachel): You look nervous...Is it the scars? You wanna know how I got 'em? Come here...hey...look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful...like you...who tells me, I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep...with the sharks. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just wanna see her smile again...hmm. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So...I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what?...SHE CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF ME! She leaves...Now I see the funny side...Now i'm always smiling.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Do U Wanna Know

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    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    ha

  • 1 decade ago

    Thats from batman: the dark night when the joker is killing that black dude.

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  • 1 decade ago

    dude its from the dark knnight

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hey master dude

    wanna have an inning at hollywoods?

    cool

    all the best

  • 1 decade ago

    wooot joker killing the black man in the Dark Knight

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    isnt that from batman....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    get a life

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Creeeeeeeppppppyyyyyyy. Your a Wierdo.

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