Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Favorite religious anagrams?

Religious fundamentalist= I'm a futile anus: God isn't real.

Do you have one?


Derek: Do you know what an anagram is?

Update 2:

craignm: Do you know what an anagram is?

Update 3:

The apologist: Do you know what an anagram is?

Update 4:

Geezah: I like, I like

Update 5:

P.S. This anagram isn't my creation... It's just my favorite...

Update 6:

Derek: No hard feelings :)

8 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yes, I guess some folks here are clueluess as to what an anagram is. The only religion ones I know off the top of my head are:

    theist = tithes

    religion = groin lie

    Jesus Christ = Such jest, sir

    EDIT: I did a quick search and found some great ones...

    Christian = rich at sin

    Lord Jesus Christ = just holds criers

    The Da Vinci Code = the candid voice

    Jesus Christ was the son of God. = "Ah! We just do 'signs of the cross'."

    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints = Oh Jesus! Rich hot stuff castrates rancidly

    Roman Catholic = Oh, comical rant!

    Catholicism = Comical sh*t

    reincarnation = an incinerator

    The Gospel according to Luke = Apologetic golden huckster

    Christian fundamentalist = Truth? Fact is, man's in denial.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Athiest Puddin

    Stupid In Head

    Source(s): give me a break, you stood up all night thinking about that one...I took 20 seconds
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have a palindrome: Do geese see God?

  • 1 decade ago

    What? A futile anus?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Atheistic socialist=I have no logic: Abiogenesis is impossible

    **To be honest, I think anagrams are corny. Very, very corny. Looks like my response made you angry. Aww, poor thing!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    axl rose=oral sex

    sorry.......i'm a g n' r fan. couldn't resist.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    J - Jesus

    O - others

    Y - you


    A - adoration

    C - confession

    T - thanksgiving

    S - supplication

  • 1 decade ago

    Um, YOURS is my favorite so far!

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