Favorite religious anagrams?

Question

Religious fundamentalist= I'm a futile anus: God isn't real.

Do you have one?

Update:

Derek: Do you know what an anagram is?

Update 2:

craignm: Do you know what an anagram is?

Update 3:

The apologist: Do you know what an anagram is?

Update 4:

Geezah: I like, I like

Update 5:

P.S. This anagram isn't my creation... It's just my favorite...

Update 6:

Derek: No hard feelings :)

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

Yes, I guess some folks here are clueluess as to what an anagram is. The only religion ones I know off the top of my head are:

theist = tithes

religion = groin lie

Jesus Christ = Such jest, sir

EDIT: I did a quick search and found some great ones...

Christian = rich at sin

Lord Jesus Christ = just holds criers

The Da Vinci Code = the candid voice

Jesus Christ was the son of God. = "Ah! We just do 'signs of the cross'."

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints = Oh Jesus! Rich hot stuff castrates rancidly

Roman Catholic = Oh, comical rant!

Catholicism = Comical sh*t

reincarnation = an incinerator

The Gospel according to Luke = Apologetic golden huckster

Christian fundamentalist = Truth? Fact is, man's in denial.

Source(s): http://www.anagramgenius.com/

Answer 2

Athiest Puddin

Stupid In Head

Source(s): give me a break, you stood up all night thinking about that one...I took 20 seconds

Answer 3

I have a palindrome: Do geese see God?

Answer 4

What? A futile anus?

Answer 5

Atheistic socialist=I have no logic: Abiogenesis is impossible

**To be honest, I think anagrams are corny. Very, very corny. Looks like my response made you angry. Aww, poor thing!!!!

Answer 6

axl rose=oral sex

sorry.......i'm a g n' r fan. couldn't resist.

Answer 7

J - Jesus

O - others

Y - you

and

A - adoration

C - confession

T - thanksgiving

S - supplication

Answer 8

Um, YOURS is my favorite so far!