3sa
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3sa asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

here's a twist on the blonde jokes?

Why did the blonde get so excited after he finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years."

Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

He missed.

What's the difference between a blonde and a tree?

The tree knows when it's being cut down.

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?

So men will understand them.

What did the blonde do with her ******** in the morning?

Packed his lunch and sent him to work.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LOL i love the seccond to last one!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Payback:-)

    A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone.

    The next day, the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband:

    "Hi honey", he says "how do you like your new phone?"

    And she replies:

    "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though".

    "What's that, baby?," asks the husband.

    "How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Huh ? Why are you dummy blonde jokes about men ? Are you one of those crazy roller derby broads ?

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