Naughty but funny?? it"s irish?
Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says,
"My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Seamus speaks up and says, "Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush,
and my dad says it will take the contagious."