Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Naughty but funny?? it"s irish?

An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious."

Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says,

"My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Seamus speaks up and says, "Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush,

and my dad says it will take the contagious."

33 Answers

  • Favorite Answer

    Hey i dont get it!

  • *BOO
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Funny, except I took me like 5 readings of the word 'contagious' to get it LOL.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It will too

    He should use at least a 5" brush or a roller

    I don't know the stupidity of some people really is a laughing matter


  • ****
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago


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  • 1 decade ago

    Burst out laughing as soon as I read the last line..excellent.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ohh yeah that took me a while Lol!! Funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! I was starting to feel stupid cuz I didn't get it x] I only iunderstood it when I read it out loud x]

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ahaha I had to read it out loud like three times, but I got it. xD

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Haha! Nice one!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that"s a ruddy cracker!! said with an Irish accent"

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Excellent and witty No8.!!!

    10/10 for a good laugh.!!!

    Cheers lady.!!

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