Naughty but funny?? it"s irish?

An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious." Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little... show more An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious."

Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says,

"My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Seamus speaks up and says, "Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush,

and my dad says it will take the contagious."
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