Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

FOR 10 POINTS - Uses For A Pen(s) (Funny or REAL)?

The best answer, answering what are some uses for a pen will get 10 points.

The answers MUST be appropriate because 10 BIG POINTS will be offered to you.

Be creative. Be funny. Be or don't be realistic. Be appropriate.

Here's an example: Two pens can be used as chopsticks.

13 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    1. write with

    2. knitting needles

    3. eye poking device

    4. colour a wall

    5. darts

    6. hair acsessories

    7. colour your nails

    8. stilts for a mouse

    9. a very small cup (pen cap)

    10. stuff a lot of them in a sock and hit someone with it

    11. an oar

    12. chew on it

    13. put it in a pencil case

    14. point with it

    15. make furniture with lots by glueing them together

    16. the ink can be used as food colouring/dye

    17. throw it/take it apart and use the peices to throw at people

    18. take it apart and put it back together if bored in class

    19. hair curlers

    20. play fetch with your dog with one

    21. make alien anntenie with two of them

    22. colour a pretty picture

    23. give it to chuck norris and see how many people he can injure

    24. sell them on the street

    25. make an ink-operated car

    26. with a lot of them you could make art like the guy on art attack

    27. play baseball/hockey/golf by using them to smack little things across the room

    28. turn them into skillfully crafted glasses and wear them

    29. pick things up with them

    30. lay lots of them outside or a door/car and try and get someone to step on them and slip, and fall

    31. put them in a gun and use them as bullets

    32. stuff them into an instrument/keyhole

    33. put two of them up your nose and say ur a walrus

    34. tie strings on them and hang them on ur christmas tree

    35. collect them

    36. drum sticks

    37. temporary tattoos

    38. pick a lock

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. Write using the pen and tell people that it's a pencil. See how many people believe you.

    2. Use as nose plugs. Butt plugs not recommended.

    3. Pretend to wildly scribble on your friend's or parent's favorite possession. (Like retract the clicky pens). Pretending to write in a school textbook or library book is funny, but you're in trouble. :(

    4. Use as a conductors stick to your favorite classical music piece over an activity (dinner, homework, etc.)

    5. DARTS! ok pretty lame i know...

    6. Drum sticks (i know pretty original :P)

    7. Take out the ink cartridge inside of the pen and give it to a person. (yes lame again :()

    8. Ice axe!

    Ok done for my childish ideas.. I sound really stupid now...

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  • Anne
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Mark Buehrle = Perfection entered a random contest by yonatnatlily on Y!A and he won and got 10 points. Fine. A red dog dug a hole to Germany and oinked at a blue SUV. Then he met a wizard Turkey that could fly and he asked for three wishes. His first wish was that he could have a pink bicycle, but before he could make his second wish a piece of hail the size of a football landed on his tail and he dug a hole back to Italy. He ate some Spanish pasta and lived happily ever after. The end.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Knitting needles

    Bags of them for weight lifting

    An aid for quitting smoking by chewing on them.

    A way to make new friends by always having two hundred extra in class.

    Tv Antanae.

    A way into a quick Hallowween costume.

    Source(s): my brain
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  • prs
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    write to PEN pal.

    or to hoist flags small!

    draw cartoons behind your friend's shirt,

    or throw out ink on enemies with a spurt!

    use it as a cigar to impress the kids,

    two pens as victory signs on winning high bids!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Stick it in a clear water bottle, and when people ask you what it is, tell them it's a portable water filter, then count how many people believe you.

    I've actually done this one, it's amazing what people will believe if you deliver it properly.

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  • 1 decade ago

    If you're a guy, stick it in your pants so that it looks like something dirty..

    then go to the park and pass candy out to kids.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you can use a pen to draw a heart on ur chest and tell ur boyfriend or girlfriend that ur love for them will always show.

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  • Me
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Temporary tattooes

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  • 1 decade ago

    You can use the pen to draw on your partner or write sexy messages ; )

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