One is Tracy, the one me & my BFF try to ditch at lunch. She's like 6'3" and she lumbers around like a Sasquatch, and she's got an opinion on EVERYTHING, and of course she's done everything better that anyone else. She's loud, obnoxious. you can't get a word in edgewise once her flapping piehole opens up. She's always trying to invite everyone to her house, and it's like no way in hell. Plus, she's a drunk, so she's always talking about how much she drank and how she's screwing her neighbor and her husband doesn't know about it.
The other one is Linda. She is the one who replaced me as the receptionist when I got promoted. She's annoying because anytime she asks me how to do something, I'll tell her and then she'll say "Oh, should we really do it like that?" Listen beotch, if you don't want to know how to do it, don't frickin' ask me. Not to mention I have to tell her the same things over and over and over again.
I secretly think she hates my guts and she'll totally throw me under the bus the first chance she gets.