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okay i am going to a new school and i was wondering that if i found the most popular girl (if shes a snob) and call her a stupid little two cent gutter-slut wanna-be *****
what would happen?
Update: please note the big IF she is a snob
Update 2: ALTERNATE QUESTION!!!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080719210017AAIsDNd&r=w
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