Smartest quote youve ever heard?

Question

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

-Bill Watterson

Answer 1

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod and he'll sell it for a fish'

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Answer 2

Let him raise the self by the self, and not let the self become depressed; for verily is the self, the friend of the self and also the self the self's enemy.The self is the friend of self of whom the self by the self is vanquished; but to the unsubdued self, the self verily becometh hostile as an enemy!

Answer 3

It's not a very smart quote but it made me laugh, "Religious war, is fighting over who has the better imaginery friend" i can't remember who said it sorry

Answer 4

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. -MLK

As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness. -Thoreau

Answer 5

god, please have mercy on our enemies... Because I sure as hell won't!
-a general during ww2