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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Survey: Please tell me 5 reasons why you are super sad today?

Almost to the point that you want to be baker acted.

1. I don't live in Ohio OR Texas

2. I had to watch the lesbian movie and eat all the cheese pizza and rainbow sherbet by myself because Ashley didn't come over.

3. No one wants to one night stand me.

4. Oprah and Gail have heart beats.

5. People like Tila Tequila.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    1. Found out a loved one has serious addictions.

    2. Miss being up North...I am in Tx.

    3. Lonliness..even when I am with people.

    4.Today feels sad...as do many of my days now.

    5. I feel bad inside.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. I don't live in Ohio OR Texas.

    2. I had to watch the lesbian movie and eat all the cheese pizza and rainbow sherbet by myself because I am empathetic to the fact that Ashley didn't come over to your place.

    3. The thought of someone touching you. Mine.

    4. Oprah and Gail have heart beats.

    5. People like Tila Tequila.

    Source(s): we should have the sex with celeste, no?
  • 1 decade ago

    1. I will never be quite right from living in Ohio.

    2. Batman took all my movies and ate all my pizza and ice cream - with Ashley probably.

    3. Just watched Death Wish 4

    4. Oprah, the soul-sucking Medusa that she is, probably has a helicopter and I don't.

    5. Tila Tequila, the disease-ridden Succubus that she is, probably has a helicoper and I don't.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. My plans for a TV show based upon a guy who travels the world lecturing about head lice was not picked up by Fox.

    2. My mom just appeared on America's Most Wanted and I ratted her out but they wouldn't give me the reward because they said I was an accomplice and that I should have known that arson, armed robbery, robbing arsonists, and teasing ugly people were crimes.

    3. Spaghetti

    4. Play Doh does not come in plaid.

    5. I watched a TV show about cave men and Neanderthal man and they had them all made up in skins and long hair and painted-in eyebrows but no monobrows. If my neighbor's wife has a monobrow, I think cave men should too.

    Source(s): Stone tweezers. Hey, that's a good name for a rock band.
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  • 1 decade ago

    1. I woke up with henious morning breath. I mean the kind that makes you think you might have ate some poop in your sleep. You know what I am talking about...

    2. That I am almost finished with the book I am reading and I am going to miss it when I am done. It's like losing a friend.

    3. That pink is the new black.... I want the old black back, I like it better.

    4. Because somebody, somewhere had to take one for the team last night. That sucks.

    5. Because sometimes sadness is the most beautifully honest thing we can hope for.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. I sprained my ankle two days ago and its really swollen.

    2. I've had a terrible cough for the past week.

    3. I returned from vacation last week, which sucks because I love the Caribbean.

    4. Soulja Boy sucks.

    5. I can barely walk!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. I am coming down

    2. I have horrific sores all over my face and neck and other important parts that I like to use on the ladies

    3. Walter J. ate all my magic brownines

    4. my terrible wife is off her crutches

    5. I have half breed child

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. The Jonas Bros are allowed in public with Zubas on.

    2. Its Monday.

    3. The Jonas Bros. are allowed in public at all.

    4. I skipped breakfast.

    5. I haven't had any nookie.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. There were not boobie pictures in my inbox this morning.

    2. Blockbuster doesn't have lesbian movies available.

    3. The Cubs don't play again till Friday. (Again, eff you.)

    4. I don't work at Hooters.

    5. It's hot in here, and therefore my a­s­s is sweaty.

  • 1 decade ago

    1. I don't like where I live

    2. I'm sick all the time and rarely in the mood to be intimate with my husband and I loooove to do that :(

    3. There's not enough time in the day.

    4. My hair is a mess.

    5. I'm sick all the time and rarely in the mood to be intimate with my husbaaaand. Damn medication. I'm ending it NOW.

    sorry.

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