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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

steven spielberg joke................! titanic.?

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

funny.....star if u lol & chuckled.....

thanks.......

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  • 1 decade ago
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    lol

    that was probably one of the one jokes on Yahoo Answers that was funny but not dirty.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That is funny lol

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

    i really liked it

    thanks for keeping it clean

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OMG!!! sooo funny.....u got a star

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol nice one

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Thankyou for all the answers

  • 1 decade ago

    hahha made me laugh

    thnx

  • 1 decade ago

    that was funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol funny

    i appreciated the laugh there. thx

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