Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Funny joke, a little dirty?

Guy in a bar says, hey bartender if I can show you something amazing will you cover my tab tonight.

Bartender: sure (thinking he's seen it all)

Guy opens a box that has man in a tuxedo not much bigger then a barbie doll. And a tiny grand piano. The tiny man starts playing wonderful music on the piano.

Bartender: holy crap, your tab is covered, where did you get that?

Guy: I have this magic orb it will grant anyone one wish.

Bartender: I will cover your tabs for a month if I can use that.

So the bartender grabs the orb & says "I wish for a million bucks"

Giant flash of light & smoke, then bar is filled w/ducks everywhere you look, on the bar, the pool tables, the ceiling fans, everywhere.

Bartender: What the @^$%^? I asked for a million bucks, not ducks, this is messed up.

Guy looks at him & says..........

Do you really think I asked for a 10" pianist?

star if you like, & I know it isnt new, but it's still funny.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    lol it took me a minute then it hit and made for a great joke have a star!!!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    You are so funny. And,what an original joke. You get star cutie.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What's those people's problems don't they understand comedy. Any way's I loved it. Star for u.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats great star for you

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  • Hehe, good one. Took me a few seconds to get, but found it very funny when I did. :)

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  • 1 decade ago

    haha cute

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

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    that was really funny i never heard of that joke! u got my star!

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha not funny lol it sucked you would be kicked off the stage if you did stand up.

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  • 1 decade ago

    nice try not a very good one

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  • 1 decade ago

    that is so funny! But how is it dirty?

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