Friend is coming home from the navy. Need some good seamen jokes. Got any?

Update:

Haha all good so far. Keep 'em coming.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    How do you separate the men from the boys in the navy?

    With a crobar!

    You know what they say about being in the Navy...if you don’t sleep on your back.... someone will.

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    5 years ago

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  • 4 years ago

    Jokes About The Navy

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  • 1 decade ago

    What happens when 100 seamen go down on a submarine?

    - 50 couples come back up-

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Kind of cliched, but

    What's long and hard and full of seamen?

    A submarine!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    How are seaman and convicts alike?

    Both have to shower with other men

    How are seaman and convicts different?

    The seaman doesn't scream in the shower

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    5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    What did the vag*** say to the pen**?

    Got a milk.

  • 1 decade ago

    how did you enjoy being surrounded bby semen and sperm whales

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