No dear you are not alone. I love ballet, the music and the dance. The male dancers are essential especially to catch the ballerinas - otherwise - splat and blood everyplace; and, on my nice suit too.
I am ROTFALMFAO about the "hoo hoos". I never heard that one before.
I also love your name. I think you misspelled it though. Do you work as a gardener and did you mean like a "Hoe". I will tell you a story to go with your name:
In Saint John, NB, there is a recreational Lilly Lake near the center of the city. It has and rents many row boats. One day we heard a chap calling out to another nearby row boat, "Hey mate, kin I borrow one of your oars to get back to shore?" Well the man he was talking to got furious and said, "You shithead, deem ain't wh0res. Deems me sisters."
♥ ∞ ♥ ∞ ♥ With much respect - Phoenix (Rob).