"I'm not really grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can't seem to remember right now. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere. I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg. I'm having trouble remembering simple words like....... I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days. When did they let kids become policemen? I'm a walking storeroom of facts..... I've just lost the key to the storeroom. Yes, I'm a Senior Citizen and I THINK I am having the time of my life!"