Chris
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Chris asked in Family & RelationshipsFriends · 1 decade ago

Whats a funny saying for a 17 year olds birthday shirt?

Update:

its a girl and it can be a little inappropriate funny

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Keep staring, I might do a trick.

    I'm not cocky, I'm confidant.

    Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

    This you can write on the back -- Stop following me, I'm lost too.

    You can look but you can't touch.

    Don't touch, I'm hot!!

    I'm too sexy for this t-shirt.

    Original Beauty.

    I'm sexy deal with it.

    That's queen B*TCH to you

    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh, yeah. I like lemons. What else you got?"

    Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.

    Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away. And you'll have their shoes.

    Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

    When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

    We're lost, but we're making good time.

    Remember, a good friend will always bail you out of jail...but a true will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun."

    Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

    You must laugh, at least as much as you cry, just for balance.

    Bathe twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, and once a week to avoid being a public menace.

    It is normal to want to ram his car if he and his new girlfriend have been spotted.

    I do believe in reincarnation, but I do not believe there is life before noon.

    aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know this so it goes on flying anyway.

    Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

    Save Trees! Eat More Beavers.

    I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad?

    I Love My Country. It's The Government That Pisses Me Off.

    Never Play Leap Frog With A Unicorn.

    No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake.

    OK, Who Stopped The Payment On My Reality Check?

    You Are Depriving Some Poor Village Of Its Idiot.

    You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

    You! Off My Planet!

    You're So Boring, If You Threw A Boomerang, It Wouldn't Come Back To You!

    Why Are Hemorrhoids Called "Hemorrhoids" Instead of "Asteroids"?

    Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

    Why Is The Alphabet In That Order? Is It Because Of That Song?

    Sure You Can Trust The Government. Just Ask An Indian!

    Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun.

    The Road To Hell Is Paved With Democrats

    The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans

    The Trouble With Political Jokes Is That They Get Elected.

    They're Not Hot Flashes...They're POWER SURGES!

    Red Meat Isn't Bad For You. Fuzzy Green Meat Is!

    Rehab Is For Quitters.

    Reincarnation Is Making A Comeback!

    Romance Is Like Chess: One False Move And You're Mated.

    Santa's Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses.

    Should Crematoriums Give Discounts For Burn Victims?

    Smoking - Think Of It As Evolution In Action.

    So You're A Feminist. Isn't That Cute!

    If I Throw A Stick, Will You Leave?

    If I Would Like To Hear From An A&&hole, I'd Fart!

    If The #2 Pencil Is The Most Popular, Why Is It Still #2?

    Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease.

    Love Is Blind. And When You Get Married You Get Your Eyesight Back.

    If You're Rich, I'm Single!

    Hope you like them

  • 1 decade ago

    12 more months and I'm a legal.

    Look out world, Here I come!

    Or:

    For boys only...

    Look with your eyes not with your hands,

    I'm only 17 not ready for a man.

    Or:

    My body says 18,

    My license 17...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wheres the beer?

  • 1 decade ago

    Um.

    "If you like me you can wait a year"

    or

    "Almost legal"

    ha idk.

    "wait a year to see this rear"

    haha that was corny =/

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  • 1 decade ago

    Just wait til I can legally drink ;)

  • Front "You can look" Back "but you've got one more year till you can touch!"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "almost not jailbait"

  • 1 decade ago

    "Am I there yet?"

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