If you had a pet monkey, and he loved playing catch with ping pong balls more than anything...?

...and your friend came over and brought his/her cousin over as well and the friend's cousin started picking up your pet monkey's ping pong balls and putting them in his mouth and rolling them around on his tongue like a cold lozenge would you scream, "STOP SUCKING MY MONKEY'S LITTLE BALLS YOU... show more ...and your friend came over and brought his/her cousin over as well and the friend's cousin started picking up your pet monkey's ping pong balls and putting them in his mouth and rolling them around on his tongue like a cold lozenge would you scream, "STOP SUCKING MY MONKEY'S LITTLE BALLS YOU DIMWIT!!!"?

Poll: Monkey pox or monkey in the middle?
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