Oh, those wacky Christians?

...well, maybe the plaintiff here was a TAD crazy, but what's the difference.

This is a real case, and lawyers and paralegals will find it especially amusing.

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/United_States_ex_rel...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Scripture makes a number of points very clear:

    1) Yahweh is our lawgiver, judge and king – not any man with a black robe that sits four feet off the floor.

    2) Our battle is spiritual in nature, therefore it cannot be brought before a human court.

    3) Believers are citizens of the Kingdom of Heaven, not the United States

    4) Believers are instructed not to bring their issues before any pagan court

    Yes, this is a humorous story. No, this guy is not a Christian.

  • Not an atty, but taking a few LSAT study courses, and this is still hilarious!!!

    But, you can file anything you want, I suppose.

    Wonder how he intended to collect if we won? Seize Satan's bank accounts? I've never seen him at the Supreme Beings Unnational Bank, but I guess you never know...

    Blessings!

  • 1 decade ago

    Now, why didn't I think of that?

    Granting Satan diplomatic immunity is going a bit far. Maybe if it was filed in CA state court you might get a different verdict.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hard to hold a trial for a non-existing being. How would you ever serve the defendant?

    Source(s): :o)
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A blight on the landscape

  • 1 decade ago

    Unix: Are you a complete moron? Any atheist that has attempted to sue god is clearly NOT an atheist, or it was a joke.

  • 1 decade ago

    I wonder how much time and money this lunacy cost the court system.

  • 1 decade ago

    Heh. That's hilarious.

  • 1 decade ago

    They're right, that would be one helluva class action. Pun intended.

  • unix
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    and?

    what of athiests who sue God?

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