Why in the world would Aaron Ramsey choose Arsenal?
Now let's look at the last time Wenger raided a Championship club for an exciting young prospect... Remember this wonder-kid called Theo Walcott? Yes, the same lad who is rotting away on the Arsenal bench twiddling his thumbs.
Arsenal are also a disgrace to English football... an average of .38 English players in their starting eleven last season! Disgraceful! Not to mention, they are falling apart... all their best players are set to leave this summer..
Why not join Everton, a team on the rise? Everton will probably finish ahead of Arsenal next season also!
Or take the smartest option and join United... the English and European champions! Then we can loan you back out for more experience.
Bad choice, Aaron Ramsey