Will my lucrative business idea catch on?

I plan to open a race track in Moose Jaw, Saskatchaewan. But instead of horses, dogs, or cars, I want to race retired circus clowns.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I think it would be fantastic. You could use retired organ grinder monkeys as the jockeys for the retired clowns.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Brilliant! Great way to spend an evening sitting in the stands with an icy beer, stale nachos, watching a gaggle of retired clowns makes for great sport.

    PS can the audience throw stuff too?

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    As long as you don't infringe on my Clown Car Derby in Kentucky then it sounds like a fine idea. Don't forget to replace the rabbit with a bottle of Mad Dog...

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  • 1 decade ago

    I am totally against the use and abuse of the face painted elderly. Unless of course they happen to be midget clowns.

    Now there's an investment I would back.

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  • Turtle
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I hate clowns. Can I throw stuff at them?

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  • "Retired circus clowns"? You mean, like Republican ex-Senators?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Those floppy shoes are going to be murder! Many participants will collapse, fall, and probably break multiple bones and joints!

    I LOVE it! I want a season pass!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    They have to race those tiny cars with at least ten people

    in them,

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Gold!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I'd go to see abunch old clowns.

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