BEST MILITARY JOKE EVER!!! {trust me}?

A Military officer had just received a promotion and walked into his new office to see how it looked. Upon entering and seeing the huge improvement he began to jump around in excitement. He heard a knock on the door and quickly took his seat in his brand new chair and in his most commanding and ruling voice said,... show more A Military officer had just received a promotion and walked into his new office to see how it looked. Upon entering and seeing the huge improvement he began to jump around in excitement. He heard a knock on the door and quickly took his seat in his brand new chair and in his most commanding and ruling voice said, "Come in." A common soldier walked into the room and the Officer picked up his phone and in an attempt to impress the young soldier talked into the phone, "Yes, I received your package and I will personally ensure it is delivered to the president." He then hung up the phone and looked at the young soldier and said, "And what are you here for?" The young soldier just said, "Nothing much, sir, I just came to plug in your new phone."
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Update 2: lol sorry Electra Glide classic about the iq thing i wish i could have made it easier but it doesnt get easier than this...
Update 3: lol sorry Electra Glide classic about the iq thing i wish i could have made it easier but it doesnt get easier than this...
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