The Blind Man And The Blondes...Classic Joke?

A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.

Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

16 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    LMAO!!!!! I just read that to my husband and he totally almost peed his pants!! That was SOOOO FUNNY!! Didn't see it coming! Thanks for the great laugh!!

  • 4 years ago

    Nice joke 10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang.

    "Who is it?"

    "Blind man," came the response.

    Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door.

    The man's jaw dropped and he stammered, "Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?"

  • Adil A
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    W.O.W. LOL GREAT joke ive never heard this B4 so u get a *

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Never heard that one, great joke, actually made me chuckle.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hahah, yezzir.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha my stepdad said that same joke the other day.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    wow ! .. haven't heard that in a long time .. haha LOL

  • 1 decade ago


    star 4 U

  • 1 decade ago

    funny joke..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh

    .....good job.....keep up the good jokes

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