Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Funny names?

such as:

ben dover

mike hunt


lol good one mike k

8 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
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    Adam Baum

    Adam Zapel

    Al Bino

    Al Dente

    Al Fresco

    Al K. Seltzer

    Alf A. Romeo

    Ali Katt

    Amanda Lay (real person)

    Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)

    Amber Green

    Andy Friese (as in antifreeze, a real race car driver)

    Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Dick, Anita Friske, Anita Knapp

    Anita Lay, Anita Little, Anita Mann, Anita Mandalay, Anita Shower

    Anna Graham

    Anna Prentice (an apprentice)

    Anna Recksiek (anorexic)

    Anna Sasin

    Anne Teak

    Annette Curtain

    Annie Howe, Annie Matter

    April May (a real person I knew in high school)

    April Schauer (allegedly a real person)

    Aretha Holly

    Armand Hammer

    Art Major, Art Painter, Art Sellers

    B.A. Ware

    Barb Dwyer

    Barb E. Dahl

    Barbara Seville

    Barry Cade

    Bea Minor and Dee Major

    Beau Archer, Beau Tye

    Ben Dover, Ben Down, Eileen Dover, Skip Dover

    Ben Marcata (a musical term)

    Bess Eaton (donut shop chain)

    Biff Wellington

    Bill Ding

    Bill Foldes

    Bill Loney

    Billy Rubin

    Bob Apple

    Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Kitty Katz

    Bonnie Ann Clyde

    Brad Hammer (carpenter joke)

    Brandon Cattell

    Brighton Early

    Brock Lee

    Brooke Trout

    Bud Light

    Bud Wieser (real college math teacher)

    Buster Cherry, Buster Hyman

    C. Good (alledgedly a real eye doctor)

    C. Senor

    Candace Spencer (can dispenser)

    Candy Barr, Candy Baskett, Candy Kane, Candy Sweet

    Cara Sterio (alleged real person)

    Carrie Dababi ("carry the baby" - Dababi is an Egyptian name)

    Carrie Oakey

    Casey Macy

    Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts

    Chris Coe

    Chris Cross

    Chris P. Bacon

    Chuck U. Farley

    Chuck Waggon

    Claire Annette

    Constance Noring

    Count Dunn, Count Orff

    Coyne Flatt (real person)

    Craven Moorehead

    Crystal Ball

    Crystal Claire Waters

    Crystal Glass, Crystal Snow

    D. Kay, DDS

    D. Liver

    Dan D. Lyons

    Dan Druff

    Dan Saul Knight

    Darren Deeds

    Dick Bender (real sports person)

    Dick Burns

    Dick Bush (real person)

    Dick Finder (real name of a urologist)

    Dick Head, Dick Hertz

    Dick Hyman (famous jazz musician)

    Dick Hunter (my junior high principal - really!)

    Dick Mussell

    Dick Pole (real major league baseball player)

    Dick Rasch (real person)

    Dick Swett

    Dick Tator

    Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver)

    Dilbert Pickles

    Dinah Soares

    Dixon, Cox, and Peters (law firm)

    Don Key

    Donald Duck

    Donny Brook

    Doris Schutt (Doris Open...)

    Doug Graves

    Doug Hole

    Doug Witherspoon

    Douglas Furr

    Dr. Harry C. Beaver (real OB/GYN, retired now)

    Dr. Bender (Chiropracter)

    Dr. Butcher

    Dr. DeKay, DDS

    Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT)

    Dr. E. Ville

    Dr. Gass (allegedly a real anesthesiologist)

    Dr. Gutstein

    Dr. Hanus

    Dr. Hurt (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI)

    Dr. Hymen

    Dr. I. Ball (optometrist)

    Dr. Kauff

    Dr. Look (real opthalmologist in Hawaii)

    Dr. Looney - a psychiatrist of course!

    Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH)

    Dr. Pullham

    Dr. Slaughter

    Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT)

    Drew Peacock

    Duane Pipe

    Dusty Rhodes

    Dusty Sandmann (real person, submitted by his dad Roger Sandmann)

    Edna May (or may not)

    Earl E. Bird

    Earl Lee Riser

    Easton West

    Eaton Wright and Liv Good

    Ella Vader

    Eric Shinn

    Ernie Coli (E. Coli) owns a Mexican restaurant - would you eat HERE?

    Estelle Hertz (it still hurts)

    Evan Keel

    Faith Christian

    Fanny O'Rear

    Father A. Long

    Ferris Wheeler

    Ford Parker

    Forrest Green

    Dr. Frank Bonebreak (real doctor)

    Gae Hooker (allegedly real surgical prep nurse)

    Gaye Jolly

    Gail Storm (Wendy Storm, Dusty Storm and Rory Storm)

    Gene Poole

    Geoff L. Tavish (Gefilte fish)

    Gil Fish

    Ginger Rayl, Ginger Vitus

    Gladys C. Hughes (glad to see you)

    H. Wayne Carver, MD (Connecticut medical examiner who carves up dead people.)

    Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger, character on the old Perry Mason TV series)

    Harden Thicke

    Harold Assman (and you thought that Seinfeld episode was just a joke)

    Harry Armand Bach, Harry Balls, Harry Beard, Harry Beaver

    Harry Caray (famous sports announcer)

    Harry Cox, Harry Johnson, Harry Legg, Harry Hooker, Harry P. Ness, Harry Peters, Harry Lipp

    Harry Rump (a real plumber from Freemont, Maine!)

    Harry R. M. Pitts

    Hazle Nutt

    Heidi Clare

    Helen Back

    Helen Waite (credit manager - if you want credit go to Helen Waite)

    Holly McRell

    Holly Day, Holly Wood

    Hugh Jass

    Hugh Jorgan

    Hugh Morris (a "humorous" name, thanks to Shaun Oriold)

    Hy Ball

    Hy Lowe, Bea Lowe

    Hy Marx (scholar)

    I.D. Clair

    I. Lasch

    I.M. Boring

    I.P. Freely, I.P. Daly

    Ileane Wright, Ilene South (West, East...)

    Ima Hogg (a real person, daughter of a Texas governor)

    Iona Ford

    Iona Frisbee (alledgedly a real person)

    Iona Stonehouse (also alledgedly a real person)

    Ivan Oder

    Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player)

    Jack Goff (my uncle - no kidding!)

    Jack Haas

    Jack Hammer

    Jack Knoff

    Jack Tupp (the perfect name for a car mechanic)

    Jay Walker

    Jean Poole

    Jenny Tull

    Jim Laucher (gym locker)

    Jim Shorts, Jim Shu, Jim Sox

    Jo King

    Joe Kerr (joker)

    Jordan Rivers

    Joy Kil

    Joy Rider

    June Bugg

    Justin Case, Justin Casey Howells, Justin Hale, Justin Inch, Justin Miles North (just ten miles north), Justin Time,

    Kandi Apple

    Keelan Early (dying young) - real person who submitted his own name

    Kelly Green

    Kenny Penny

    Kenya Dewit

    Kerry Oki

    King Queene

    Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver)

    Lance Boyle, Lance Butts

    Laura Lynne Hardy

    Laura Norder (law and order)

    Leigh King (leaking)

    Les Moore

    Les Payne - should be an anesthesiologist

    Les Plack, a real dentist - proof

    Lewis N. Clark (real person, he told me he drives an Explorer)

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    Lina Ginster (allegedly real)

    Lisa Carr

    Lisa May Boyle, Lisa May Dye

    Lois Price (bargain shopper) and her husband Hy Price

    Lou Pole

    Lou Zar (loser)

    Luke Warm

    Lynn C. Doyle

    Lynn O. Liam

    M. Balmer

    Mark Skid (Skid, Mark)

    Manny Kinn

    Marlon Fisher

    Marsha Dimes (march of dimes)

    Marsha Mellow

    Marshall Law

    Marty Graw

    Mary Annette Woodin

    Mary Christmas

    Matt Tress

    Maude L.T. Ford

    Max Little

    Max Power

    May Day

    May Furst

    Mel Loewe

    Melba Crisp (real person who emailed me)

    Melody Music

    Mia Hamm (a real person)

    Mike Easter

    Mike Hunt

    Mike Raffone

    Mike Rotch

    Mike Stand (a real person)

    Mike Sweeney (sounds as Mike's weenie), famous baseball player

    Minny van Gogh

    Mister Bates

    Misty Waters (a real person)

    Misty C. Shore (a real person), Rocky Shore, Sandy C. Shore (another real person)

    Mo Lestor

    Molly Kuehl

    Mona Lott

    Monica Monica (real person)

    Morey Bund

    Muddy Waters (famous blues singer, real name McKinley Morganfield)

    Myles Long

    Nancy Ann Cianci (real person, wife of Providence, RI mayor Buddy Cianci)

    Nat Sass

    Neil Down

    Neil McNeil (submitted by his cousin)

    Nick O. Time

    Noah Riddle, Noah Lott

    Norma Leigh Lucid

    Olive Yew

    Oliver Sutton (all of a sudden)

    Ophelia Payne

    Oren Jellow

    Otto Graf

    Owen Moore

    P. Ness, A. Ness

    P. Brain

    Paige Turner

    Park A. Studebaker

    Pat Downe (a real person)

    Pat McCann

    Pearl Button

    Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White

    Peg Legge

    Penny Dollar (real person)

    Penny Lane

    Penny Nichols

    Penny Wise

    Pepe Roni

    Pete Moss and his son Forest

    Peter Johnson (a real announcer on public radio), Dick Johnson

    Peter Peed

    Peter Wacko, DDS (real dentist in Calgary AB, proof HERE)

    Phil Graves (cemetery employee)

    Phil Rupp

    Pierce Deere

    Pierce Hart

    Polly Ester

    Post, Mark

    Price Wright (another real person)

    Priti Manek ("pretty manic", real doctor in Houston, TX)

    R. M. Pitt

    R. Sitch

    R. Slicker

    Randy Guy

    Randy Lover

    Ray Zenz (raisins)

    Reid Enright

    Rob Banks

    Rocky Mountain, Cliff Mountain

    Rex Easley (reportedly a real traffic safety teacher at Kamiakin High, Kennewick, WA)

    Rhoda Booke, Rita Booke

    Richard P. Cox (real person)

    Richard Chopp (real Urologist in Austin, TX, does vasectomies)

    Rick O'Shea

    Rick Shaw

    Rip Torn

    Robin Andis Merryman

    Robin Banks, Robin Money, U. O. Money

    Robin Feathers

    Robert and Reginald Soles (allegedly real brothers: R. Soles)

    Rock Pounder, Rock Bottoms

    Rocky Beach, Sandy Beach

    Rod N. Reel

    Roman Holiday

    Rose Bush, Rose Gardner

    Royal Payne

    Russell Leeves

    Rusty Blades, Rusty Bridges, Rusty Carr, Rusty Dorr, Rusty Fender, Rusty Irons, Rusty Key, Rusty Nail, Rusty Pipes, Rusty Steele

    Sally Forth

    Sam Manilla

    Sandy Banks, Sandy Beech, Sandy Brown, Sandy Spring

    Seth Poole (poor guy has a lisp)

    Seymour Butz

    Seymour Wiener (should be a urologist)

    Shanda Lear (daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet)

    Sharon Needles, Sharon Weed

    Sheila Blige

    Skip Roper, Skip Stone

    Sonny Day

    Sno White (real person)

    Stan Still - should own a 'stationery' store :->)

    Stanley Cupp

    Dr. Steven Sumey (Dr. sue me, real person in Fairmont, MN)

    Sue Flay

    Sue Yu, Sue Jeu

    Summer Camp (allegedly a real person)

    Summer Day

    Summer Greene

    Sy Burnette

    Tad Pohl

    Tanya Hyde

    Tarre Beach *

    Terry Achey (real name)

    Tess Steckle

    Therese R. Green, Teresa Green

    Thomas Richard Harry

    Tim Burr

    Tom A. Toe

    Tom Katt

    Tom Morrow

    Tommy Gunn

    Tommy Hawk

    Trina Woods, Trina Forest (tree in the woods, tree in a forest)

    Ty Coon, Ty Knotts

    Virginia Beach

    Walter Melon

    Wanda Rinn

    Wanna Hickey

    Warren Peace

    Warren T.

    Will Power

    Will Race (real person who told me he races cars and on foot)

    Will Wynn (Mayor of Austin, Texas)

    Willie B. Hardigan

    Willie Leak (or won't he)

    Willie Stroker

    Winsom Cash, Owen Cash

    Woody Forrest

    X. Benedict

    A long list...

    Willie B. Hardigan... :)

  • 5 years ago

    Evan Lee Paine

    Heavenly Pain

  • 1 decade ago

    Seemore Butts

  • 1 decade ago

    Penny Nickel? I'm not joking, there IS a person with that name!

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  • 1 decade ago

    kermit Suicide

    Cam meltoe

    there is millions if u search it up 0n g00gle

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hai Ho

    like.. hi ho

    Source(s): real person
  • 1 decade ago

    nate h

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    1 decade ago


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