a blind man and blonde joke?

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it nine times."

14 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    hahahaha! oh that's funny! i'm a blonde but i love it!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The original of that joke was for a bar in Dublin and the blind man was going to tell an Irish joke....still good though.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the blind guy must be blonde 2 bcuz only 5 ppl are described, not nine



    husky woman

    left of husky

    right of blind

  • 3 years ago

    hahahahahahahaha!!!! i'm getting that lol i laughed so problematical!!! i'm getting it the blind guy is a guy who places up blinds lol i'm getting it.... wow ur a competent joker. i'll award you the main bestest prize a joker can get. Jokesmanship of 2008!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha funny

  • 1 decade ago

    So is it true about a blond and a screen door....?

    The more you slam em' the looser they get...

  • 1 decade ago

    i've heard that before but still makes me smile



  • 1 decade ago

    funny joke..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh

    .....good job.....keep up the good jokes

  • 1 decade ago

    Hehe, that was actually quite good...

  • 1 decade ago

    that's funny

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