Funny joke on a "cement guy"???
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning, the cement guy took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. " What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Honey", he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied..." It's not talcum powder... it's "Miracle Grow!"