Seen any good religious bumper stickers lately?

My friend Steve is an atheist.

He has a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you love Jesus".

When people honk, he gives them the finger.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    If you're going to ride my asss

    you could at least pull my hair.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lmao, i love that!

    If God is Your Co-Pilot SWAP SEATS!

    1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4 Given

    Amateurs Built the Ark Professionals Built the Titanic

    Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my bumper?

    Aren't you glad your mother was Pro-Life?

    Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am

    Don't take your organs to heaven - heaven knows we need them here

    Not All Who Wander Are Lost

    Oxymoron #43: Religious Tolerance

    HOMESCHOOLING The Safe Alternative

    Who would Jesus Bomb?

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  • moo
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Obama 08

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  • 1 decade ago

    Don't take life too seriously - it's only temporary

    Don't ask a Bush for directions - you'll wander the desert for years

    Jesus was Jewish, Hitler was Christian

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I saw a recent incarnation of the fish, it had been

    converted into a rocket and the logo inside read

    'Science'.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I saw a bumper with a fish symbol that said "Holy Mackrel"

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  • 1 decade ago

    i saw one today on my way home from work that said "my dancing hula girl can beat up your dangeling Jesus" haha it was the highlight of being stuck in 1hr traffic lol :D

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  • Dixie
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    My favorite one, for which I heartily thank God for, is "1/20/09"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it is not religious, but it annoyed the fck out of me

    it said: "too slow? too bad"

    i tailgated her for like a mile

    hahah

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  • 1 decade ago

    JESUS LOVES YOU

    (some restrictions apply) - in small print.

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