For Tattoo Artists/Piercers: What is the oddest request you've received while working on a client?

I guess limiting this to artists will limit the answers, so lets have this also include direct stories from artists you've heard. I love funny tattoo/piercing stories.

Fire away! The one that cracks me up the most gets 10pts.
Update: Wow army wife, you really wanted those 2 points didn't you? You wasted my time looking at a reply didn't provide any kind of answer. Big thumbs down.
Update 2: Thanks LadyLuck! The vagina backpiece had be chuckling. Let's see if anyone can outdo you on this! :)
Update 3: Stasha-

I had already read that article a while back and way trying to get others' stories. Thanks for the link though.
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