2. Horcoff is pretty rad, I like Pisani too. Oh, and Cogs and Gagner, and Moreau etc.
3. Turco, to Edmonton. Cuz, that would make for some insane goal tender highlights.....(Turco for E-town, Kippy for Calgs, and ....."whats his name?" for Van......; )
4. Dion Phaneuf. Can't.....*swear wording*....stand 'em!!! He's the A.J. Pierzinsky of hockey. Whale eating moron. Hope someone schools his big ugly head. God....I hate him! Great now I can't sleep tonight cuz I'm gonna be tossing and turning all night thinking about how much I hate Faneuph.
5. I got a love/hate thing with all three of them. Van has the nicer climate w/ Ocean handy....Calgary has.....that record store.....hhmmm...when the flood hits, Edmonton will probably be the only one left standing. ie; Van is on the floods doorstep, and higher powers would immediately choose to smite Calgs, as it's full of non-bathing heathens and Dion Phaneuf supporters, plus they have the worst jersey and worst team name in the entire league. Say "flames" really slow, and you'll probably understand. Even the Wild's jersey is like a 14th century Italian oil on canvas, compared with the red and yellow mulleted "c" of the....f-l-a-m-e-s.... Edmonton, has..... an industrious populous, a big crappy mall with dead dolphins in it...(*insert sarcasm* weird! they died in there?!?!.....), bad infrastructure, nerds with 4x4's...so that's....cool....? I'm going with Edmonton.