Proof that God exists?

It is 96 degrees right now and my beer has gotten warm in record time.
It must be hell.
Therefor God must exist. Don't believe me? Come to Texas. It's pure hell.
Update: Gods but it's only May. This crap doesn't usually hit until the middle of July. It was 98 yesterday.
Update 2: Nope have another 30 min or so out here. I'm out here with the kids while I work. You people are a distraction!

CO sounds lovely! If only my husband found a job there.....
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