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What is your most creative EXCUSE for Breaking a Date?

What is the best, most creative excuse for missing a date that you have used?

Mine: I can not meet you tonight and go out like we wanted to. I went surfing today and I like got washed out to sea and you know like it took me all day to get back in so I'm still here and like I won't be home in time for our date.

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  • Eric S
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    My boat crashed into a deserted island and now I'm stranded.

    Swear to God, that's what I told her...and surprisingly, she believed me!

    I was actually in Vegas with a few friends and didn't want to date her anymore because she was way too clingy.

  • 5 years ago

    1. Wish I could help but we're kinda doing some porn movies tonight after the kids go to bed. Big night. Have you guys gotten much into S&M yourselves? 2. Maybe, I'll have to check with the police first. They've been looking for a rapist in the neighborhood. Let me ask the police first how dangerous this guy is, ok? 3. Can't. We made a mistake and washed some fiberglass fiber drapes and the fibers are all over the house. They itch really bad. The kid's pediatrician says the biggest concern right now is the possibly damage the fibers could do to their lungs. It's like asbestos. But, we've been airing out the house like the Health Department recommended. 4. Can't. Have to have an alcoholic friend over tonight who just started AA and doesn't want to spend a single evening alone so he's hopping each evening from one friend to another until things get less desparate for him. It's my turn tonight to babysit him. I haven't seen him in awhile and last I heard, he was into meth. So, nope, not a good idea for your kids to come over tonight. 5. Something bit junior last night. His doc thinks it might have been a rat. A big one, at that. Until we get the pest dude out here this evening or tomorrow, I'd rather not expose anyone else to that kind of danger. Good news, though, is that the doc doesn't think we'll have to give junior rabies shots. Did you know rabies shots aren't given in the gut anymore?

  • 1 decade ago

    I got lost on the path of life.

    You just happened to be in the opposite direction.

    Source(s): Never used it...I sometimes say the first part when I'm late for class though...
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I had band practice from noon to midnight. Guy fell for it too ....big goober.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    My wife is going to get pregnant & i'd like to be there!

  • 1 decade ago

    i took too many cialis before the date.

  • 1 decade ago

    I need to take my sick dog to the vet

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    had a friend call and tell her i was in a car wreck and in a coma

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I broke my leg. then if they ask again. it'll be my other leg

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    im gay ♥ techniclaee i wusnt lyin o.o

    Source(s): bisexual
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