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EVERYBODYS FUNNY!!! do you know this song?

Please please do you have even a guess as to what song these lyrics are from PLEASE HELP ME .. it may... be a reggae song

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  • 1 decade ago
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    One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

    George Thorogood

    Wanna tell you a story

    About the house-man blues

    I come home one Friday

    Had to tell the landlady I'da lost my job

    She said that don't confront me

    Long as I get my money next Friday

    Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent

    And out the door I went

    So I goes to the landlady

    I said you let me slide?

    I'll have the rent for you in a month

    Next I don't know

    So said let me slide it on

    I notice when I come home in the evening

    She ain't got nothing nice to say to me

    But for five year she was so nice

    Loh' she was lovy-dovy

    I come home one particular evening

    The landlady said

    you got the rent money yet?

    I said no, can't find no job

    Therefore I ain't got no money

    to pay the rent

    She said I don't believe

    you're tryin' to find no job

    Said I seen you today you was standin' on a corner

    Leaning up against a post

    I said but I'm tired,

    I've been walkin' all day

    She said that don't concern me

    Long as I get my money next Friday

    Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent

    And out the door I went

    So I go down the streets

    Down to my good friend's house

    I said look man

    I'm outdoors you know

    Can I stay with you maybe a couple days?

    He said let me go and ask my wife

    He come out of the house

    I could see it in his face

    I know that was no

    He said I don't know man

    ah she kinda funny, you know

    I said I know,

    everybody funny, now you funny too

    So I go back home

    I tell the landlady I got a job,

    I'm gonna pay the rent

    She said yeah? I said oh yeah

    And then she was so nice

    Loh' she was lovy-dovy

    So I go in my room,

    pack up my things and I go

    I slip on out the back door

    and down the streets I go

    She a-howlin' about the front rent,

    She'll be lucky to get any back rent

    She ain't gonna get none of it

    So I stop in the local bar you know people

    I go to the bar, I ring my coat,

    I call the bartender

    Said look man, come down here,

    he got down there

    So what you want?

    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

    Well I ain't seen my baby

    since I don't know when

    I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey,

    scotch and gin

    Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose

    Need me a triple shot of that juice

    Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear

    I want one bourbon,

    one scotch and one beer

    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

    But I'm sitting now at the bar

    I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow

    I'm drinkin' bourbon,

    I'm drinkin' scotch,

    I'm drinkin' beer

    Looked down the bar,

    Here come the bartender

    I said look man, come down here

    So what you want?

    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

    No I ain't seen my baby since

    the night before last

    Gotta get a drink man

    I'm gonna get gassed

    Gonna get high man

    I ain't had enough

    Need me a triple shot of that stuff

    Gonna get drunk

    won't you listen right here

    I want one bourbon,

    one shot and one beer

    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

    (solo)

    Now by this time

    I'm plenty high

    You know when your mouth a-getting dry

    you're plenty high

    Looked down the bar

    I say to my bartender

    I said look man,

    come down here,

    he got down there

    So what you want this time?

    I said look man,

    a-what time is it?

    He said the clock on the wall

    say three o'clock

    Last call for alcohol,

    so what you need?

    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

    No I ain't seen my baby since

    a nigh' and a week

    Gotta get drunk man

    till I can't even speak

    Gonna get high man

    listen to me

    One drink ain't enough

    Jack you better make it three

    I wanna get drunk

    I'm gonna make it real clear

    I want one bourbon,

    one scotch and one beer

    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The Funniest Song by 'Am I Right'

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Everybody's free, !!!!!!!!!!!

    everybody's free, everybody's free

    Everybody's free, everybody's free, to feel good, to feel good

    Brother and sister together will make it through oh,huh yeah

    Someday a spirit will take you and guide you there

    I know you've been hurting ,but i've been waiting to be there for you

    And I'll be there, just helping you out whenever I can

    *Everybody's free ohh yea yeah

    Oh Every ho yeah

    Oh to feel good

    Ohh to feel good*

    (** chorus :

    Everybody's free, everybody's free

    Everybody's free, everybody's free, everybody's free, to feel good)

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