Writing a story just for fun contest:)?

lets see who can type the best story using all of these phrases:) -omg that hoe! -taiwan? i thought you were only moving to arizona! -hacking into my computer would be way easier if jonathan was here. -nah mrs. henderson is off skydiving with her 900 year old husband. -oh hes over playing poker with the... show more lets see who can type the best story using
all of these phrases:)

-omg that hoe!
-taiwan? i thought you were only moving to arizona!
-hacking into my computer would be way
easier if jonathan was here.
-nah mrs. henderson is off skydiving with her 900 year old husband.
-oh hes over playing poker with the rednecks.
-it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this?
-loves drama? more like lives off it.
-omg.....tina.....im pregnant.
-who loves brangelina's babies?
-wait! thats a wire not a ladder!
-oh dang.

*bonus*
-hong kong, nebraska? no stupid. vietnam, alaska.

okay
ready......
set.............
type!!!!!!!!!!!!!


best answer for the best story.
not biased.:)


[ps- this is not homework or anything.
im just doing it for fun.
10pts!]
Update: sorry for the mistunderstanding!
i meant that you can use your
own words too:)
just use the phrases aswell.
Update 2: sorry for the mistunderstanding!
i meant that you can use your
own words too:)
just use the phrases aswell.
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