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SG asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Some More on Stupid Ques and Smart Ans...!!!?

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time

when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What

other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was

called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your

mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've

failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's

performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and

stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before

eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical reco rds show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his

father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    whoa.....again really funny ones!!...hahahahahah!!!!!!

    lolzz

    d best one's were 3, 8, 9, 11, n d 12...whoa...they were so funny!!!...eheheheheheheheeh!!!

  • 4 years ago

    good...LOL here's some more: when you are leaving a party (function.....), opening your vehicle door and someone walks by...."are you leaving?" no i'm just having my door support me while i rest..... when you've gain some extra pounds and they ask "when are you due?" no, moron just fat!! thanks for noticing....... when someone asks you "have you gotten to the part about ......." in a book you're obviously reading and gave away the plot..thank you so much, you just saved me a huge optometrist bill. when you come in to work, obviously shaking out an umbrella, they ask " oh, is it raining outside." nah, i just carry this to hit the stray dogs in the parking lot. when you are going out and pull into a gas station and your rider says "oh you need gas?" no, i just want to cruise the pumps. doing price comparison.

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow! What a list!!

    thanks for the laughs!!

    starred*

  • 1 decade ago

    maza ni aayaa mundiya

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  • 1 decade ago

    haha i loved 5, 9 and 12 best! good stuff, thanks for the laugh, I really need it!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    2, 3, and 12 were HILARIOUS!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    oh they r great,especially 3,7 and 8

  • 1 decade ago

    Okie Dokie, there not bad.

    But I wouldn't want to read them again any time soon.

    But thanks for posting them.

    I give you a star for effort.

    ............Cheers............

  • 1 decade ago

    haha..ok..these are really nice...cant stop laughing...good job..keep it up..xx

  • haha thats more awesome!!! lol ♥

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